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"And should I look out for such a wedding anytime soon?" he teases.

"Ooooh no. No no no. I am not ready for that. A-And I know he would want his parents there. And I think him and Saya want to get married first which is totally okay so...yeah," MK is blushing and flailing the entire time he's talking.

Macaque chuckles.

"Relax, I'm teasing. Though I think you're wrong about him wanting to marry that vampire trash first. He courtnapped you first, didn't he? And he didn't even bother to do the same to her."

"You tease too good," Mk says back with a slight pout. He boops Macaque's nose.

"Hey. He was wanting to court her first. And she's hella hard to courtnap so that's probably why. But he gave her his family crest first and...I mean Daddy DBK and Princess Iron Fan are gonna approve of him marrying her way before they approve of me marrying Red Son."

"I know." He doesn't look the slightest bit abashed.

"Someone's in denial about the pecking order. She's a new fling compared to you. I feel confident in my assessment. Why else would you be calling him Daddy DBK, which is utterly weird if not for the potential for being his son-in-law?"

"I mean, I was calling him daddy sometimes back home. Daddy DBK sir and stuff. Red Son gets all irritated about and I kinda think he's really pretty when he's irritated." Such a cheeky monkey thing to say.

"I am okay if he wants to marry her first. She's way more ready for it than I am. Marriage...comes with like all this added stuff I'm not ready to think about right now."

"He's pretty lots of times, you don't need to irritate him for that." Admittedly he's a little defensive on Red's behalf here, but if someone was doing shit just to get him irritated on purpose, he'd be pissed. Maybe the pattern under which those two got to know each other would be worth breaking.

"What added stuff does marriage come with? You're already committed to each other."

Says the monkey that's probably about to get engaged.

"Well yeah. I know he is. Red Son is always handsome and pretty but when he's irritated and yelling Noodle Boi he gets this sparkle in his eye. He likes it when I bully him sometimes. He does the same back, it's fun."

"I mean, we are. We're mates. But marriage feels like more. Like his family becomes mine and mine his. But also...things like kids. Being parents. And I'm super not ready to be a parent. I can be a pet parent. That's different and way easier. But like a parent parent? That isn't for me right now."

"I guess if he's okay with it." It's their relationship, Macaque isn't going to meddle too much. And maybe he's a hint sensitive because his fight with Wukong went so terribly. And his fight with MK too.

"I know how you feel a little bit. I don't think I'd be a very good parent to little babies. Teenagers are different."

"He says he is. He'd tell me if he wasn't," MK may be asking Red Son about this later. Just to be safe.

"I mean, the monkeys all love you. And they're kinda like toddlers sometimes. Parent is hard but you'd make a good babysitter."

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