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[castaside]

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May 13th

[bluediligence]

[ apropos of nothing, macaque receives a text ]

[ it's literally just this ]

Re: May 13th

[castaside]

Hmm saving that.

Are you trying to sell me on him or tease me or what?

Re: May 13th

[bluediligence]

what does your heart tell you?

Re: May 13th

[castaside]

You're my favorite little pot stirrer, you know that?

Re: May 13th

[bluediligence]

you're very welcome and thank you very much (✿◡‿◡)

Re: May 13th

[castaside]

There are probably limits on what you want me to say to your about your brother, right? Like about the pants he's wearing in that picture specifically.

She's not the only troll here.

Re: May 13th

[bluediligence]

[ she takes one look at that return volley

makes a little choked sound





and starts LAUGHING. give her a minute. ]

i know what my brother looks good in, okay

Re: May 13th

[castaside]

In that case, no holding out on me. [ Curate him up a whole ass collection of pictures, he'll owe you one. ]

Re: May 13th

[bluediligence]

most of the pics on here are team uniforms, b u t

[ a video of him doing complicated knife tricks while wearing the tight pants suit

a photo of him working out while wearing pink overalls and a unicorn t-shirt

laying on the floor halfway out of his armor, damn that undersuit is snug, covered in cats and looking distinctly like he's in heaven

a collection of five photos of him in dressy casual outfits korone'd picked out for him when they went shopping together back home ]

Re: May 13th

[castaside]

[ The amount of charm that man has should be illegal. ]

You're the best.

Only trouble now is that if things don't work out I know what I'm missing.

Re: May 13th

[bluediligence]

why was i given wings if not to wingman ♪(´▽｀)

i believe in you guys!!! whatever ends up making you guys happiest

Re: May 13th

[castaside]

An excellent point.

I can agree with that sentiment. The last thing he needs in his life is another difficult thing.

Re: May 13th

[bluediligence]

[ SHE SAID BOTH OF YOU, MAC ]

[ BOTH OF YOU ]

it seems to me like you've both been good for each other so far

and when it comes to wash-nii

he might have already told you something along these lines:
trying means everything

Re: May 13th

[castaside]

[ SOUNDS FAKE BUT OKAY ]

He did. And I will. I know that if I screw up with him you'll be pissed, that should help keep me in line.

Re: May 13th

[bluediligence]

dad you do realise that if wash-nii screwed up with YOU i'd kick HIS ass, right

Re: May 13th

[castaside]

But he wouldn't, so that's a non-issue. [ Says the guy who was just used as a sex toy mere days ago. ]

Re: May 13th

[bluediligence]

still.

i have two hands and a will to throw down, we're all about equal opportunity shovel talks in this house ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

Re: May 13th

[castaside]

Shovel talks? That's not parlance I'm familiar with.

Re: May 13th

[bluediligence]

it's a common trope in fiction. "if you ever do anything to hurt x, i'll yz."

Re: May 13th

[castaside]

Ah, I never knew there was a name for it.

I assume "shovel" references either whacking the offender with one or burying their body afterwards?

Re: May 13th

[bluediligence]

either or both!

shovels make pretty good weapons in a pinch after all ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

Re: May 13th

[castaside]

I've seen you wield a frying pan and a mop to great effect, I'm not surprised you'd be adept with a shovel.

Re: May 13th

[bluediligence]

frying pans are a FAVE

but yeah shovels are fun to swing!! it's the weight i think. super satisfying! (p≧w≦q) playing around with one is what got me thinking about scythes

(can i use shadows to make blades eventually?? because turning my staff into a scythe via shadow magic sounds SO cool)

Re: May 13th

[castaside]

Sure can. That's how my staff works.

Scythes are complicated because of the balance, but I have faith in you. And it'll be fun to train with.

Re: May 13th

[bluediligence]

can i try right now immediately